"Thank you for contacting the White House
Comments Line, what is your comment?"
"Yeah, tell the
President we want weed legal!"
"Where do you
live sir?"
"Colorado."
"Sir,
marijuana, or as the President prefers to call it, 'Choom in the Oval Room' IS
legal in Colorado."
"Far out
man!"
LINE
DISCONNECTS
"Thank you for
calling the White House Comments Line, what is your comment?"
"I want el
Presidento to legalize weed!"
"Mr Chong, we
just spoke."
"Oh wow, sorry
your ladyship!"
LINE
DISCONNECTS
"Thank you for
contacting the White House Comments Line, what is your comment?"
"I just can't
take it anymore(weeping sounds) they're coming at
me from all sides! Tell them to stop with the constant attacks and innuendo,
please! If it were not for the soothing, premium blend in Camel Lights, I'd
never make it through the day! It's so horrible…(Wailing uncontrollably)
"Mr. Speaker,
you need to call the House Republican Caucus with this issue."
"It's my party,
I'll cry if I want to!"
LINE
DISCONNECTS
"Thank you for
contacting the White House Comments Line, what is your comment?"
"Yeah man, I
want two large supremes with everything, a thirty two piece hot wings and three
orders of cinnamon pastries."
"Mr. Chong,
this is the White House Comments Line again."
LINE
DISCONNECTS
"Thank you for
contacting the White House Comments Line, what is your comment?"
"I know this is
a great administration! I've seen it, I've experienced it, I'm telling you I
have literally tasted its greatness. Ever since my grandfather, father, mother
and a number of distant relatives dug coal 23 hours a day so I could attend law
school…"
"Mr. Vice
President, is that you again?"
LINE
DISCONNECTS
"Thank you for
contacting the White House Comments Line, what is your comment?"
(Screeching) "This
is the worst administration since Nero! Misguided, no guts…
"Mrs.
Clinton?"
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